The 2004 Nearly End of The Year Awards
Posted by: TolerancE on 11/15/2004

Ok, so it’s that time of the year when we start collaborating our opinions on who the best wrestlers was this year, most popular wrestler, feud of the year, Hottest diva, etc.

Every year, there are about 7 different magazines released with end of the year awards, almanacs, not to mention the many internet dirt sheets who recycle the same news stories, editorials & polls with a simple copy and paste, just to make themselves look like real insiders. Well folks, I don’t claim to be a journalist or an insider, I’m happy just being a pimply faced 16 year old on my parents computer, with the know how to get my own thoughts online without having Ryan Clark do it for me.

So with that said, here are my 2004 Nearly End of the Year Award categories & winners.

The Don’t Forget Your Husband on the Way Out Award
Winner: Jazz (After her and Rodney Mack’s recent WWE releases)

Most Likely To Be Put Over By Triple H
Winner: Paul Levesque

The Whatever Lex Luger Had, He Caught It Award
Winner: Maven

The Wait a minute! We Didn’t Train You to Play Real Sports Award
Winner: Brock Lesnar (Brock Lesnars departure from WWE for a career in the NFL)

The Honorary Member of Balco Award
Winner: Batista

I Had To Have My Daddy Help Me Start My Own Fed, Just To Be a World Champion Award
Winner: Jeff Jarrett (Nepotism???)

The It’s Not My Fault, Blame “Creative” For Killing Your Baby Award
Winner: Gene Snitsky

I Just Called To Say You’re Fired!! Award
Winner: Johnny Ace

If You Thought My Rapping Sucked, Wait Til My Movie Comes Out!
Winner: John Cena

I Thought You Paid Whores To Hook Up With You, Not Break Up With You?
Winner: Steve Austin

I Couldn’t Cut a Promo With The “Chef Tony” Kitchen Knife Set Award
Winner: Monty Brown

Now that we’re done with that, let’s change gears a bit and look into the crystal ball and make some predictions for next year, shall we?

• The brand extension will end after WrestleMania XXI and we will go into Summerslam with all of the matches to unify the titles. And yes, Triple H will win!

• Vince McMahon will slowly begin his transition out the company, while handing full control over Stephanie & Triple H. Well, to Stephanie at least, Hunter already has a head lock on it.

• Shane McMahon will join & financially back TNA in an attempt to get back at his father for not leaving the family business in his hands.

• Undertaker will retire!

• Ric Flairs hair will become more dried out and transparent.

• Randy Orton will leave the WWE for Hollywood. While The Rock will leave Hollywood for one last run in the WWE.

• “The Marine” will be nominated for an Academy Award.

• Randy Savage’s rap album will finally reach 1,000 copies sold, and become certified CRAP by the RIAA.

• Jeff Jarrett will drop the belt to Monty Brown, then start up another federation and win the world title.

• Batista will taste WWE gold by years end.

• Rev. T.D. Jakes will finally admit that he is indeed D-Von Dudley’s father.

• Chris Benoit will lose another tooth.

• The Half Ton Hillbillies will become the Tag Team champions of the RAW brand. Soon after the win, the Hillbillies are stripped of the gold when Kurt Kaoss wakes up to realize that it was all a dream.

Well that will wrap it for me for this week, I will return next week with an exclusive Q&A with the almighty Magic Eight Ball. No stone will be left un-turned, and we will finally get the answers to your long awaited wrestling questions.

Until next week.

PeAcE,
TolerancE

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