What? No Mustard?
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 11/17/2004

Fans, by now you have probably heard about the goof who put a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich up for auction on Ebay. The seller claimed that by some miracle the sandwich contained an image of the Virgin Mary. The bid got up to $22,000.00 before Ebay pulled it down as nonsense.

All I can say is: JESUS H!!!!!!

This reminds us of another goof who listed a Blue Belt for auction on Ebay just this past summer. Ebay did not remove that auction from its listings. They did not have to. The auction completely flopped of its own weight, weight meaning an opening bid of $23,500.00 desired by a seller who mistakenly thought he had the power to turn tin into gold just because he was breathing.

It has to say something, but at this point we aren’t quite sure just what, when 1) an old lady with a stale chesse sandwich can generate bids up to $22,000.00, and 2) an "ultimate" wrestler with a “real belt” couldn't generate shit.

While the first part may be a bit strange, the second surely contained no miracle.

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