Halling Ass!
Posted by: TolerancE on 11/24/2004

It’s been the better part of a year or so since Jim Hall of 1Wrestling “Took Aim” at The Honky Tonk Man. Upon the posting of his story, Honky fans far and wide jumped to the front lines and responded in typical Honky fashion. When Jim Hall decided to falsify a column concerning Honky’s dining habits, we just sat back, laughed and witnessed another “ZERO” trying to deliver a scoop to the fans or 1popup without having a clue what he was talking about.

Is that anything new? NO!

We see them come and go all the time, some will bash us and run. Some will even hack us, but when it all boils down and the smoke clears, the last one standing is The Honky Tonk Man and Mr. Hall has found that out first hand. After all, where did he disappear to?

He said that he prepared himself for hate mail, and I am sure that there were hundreds of Honky fans out there preparing their mail for Mr. Hall too. But when I tried to contact Mr. Hall, my email was returned undeliverable, damn that MAILER DAEMON!

Here is a guy (Jim Hall) who has only one written column on the entire 1popup site and by the way it’s written, the guy think’s he’s a cross between Honest Abe and Gordon Solie, (a wrestling know it all that cannot tell a lie.) Now I am not going to sit here and claim to be a wrestling journalist, let’s face it I’m not, but what makes you think that because you’re an IT guy you know more about the business than a veteran like Honky? Wait, I know, you watched wrestling faithfully for 30 years, you’re just as qualified as anyone now. That’s why you write for a website that has to shamelessly plug a Randy Savage rap cd and force suckers to pay $5 a month for a premium service to stay on the net.

Hall stated in his column...“I’m a Jerry “The King” Lawler mark. Anybody who’s ever seen my tape library, with over 60 hour of Memphis TV from the late 70’s and early 80’s, knows that. I spent a fortune in the late 70’s on a VCR (top loading, with the wired remote control) so that I could record the dying days Big Time Wrestling on Channel 62 in Detroit and send them off to a buddy in Memphis in exchange for tapes of Championship Wrestling. Yes, indeed I am a Lawler mark.”

What we have there is a man admitting that he is a fan of child molesters, well buddy, when you condone the people, you condone the act. And I am sure that if Randy Savage were to take time to fight through the million pop ups to read your column, he would have pulled his cd ad right from Scherer’s little paws. What’s next a sleep over at Neverland? or perhaps a cameo role in the next R Kelly video?

Let’s face it, if your going to admit to liking the “kink” you might as well register with the state as a sex offender.

The reality of the matter is simple, Jim Hall wanted Honky to make him famous. So when The Honky Tonk Man and the staff replied to his little diatribe, he simply vanished never to be heard from again, no painful goodbye, no reply to our comments, not even a simple thank you Honky for letting me use your name to gain a few worthless hits at 1popup. Nothing! Jim Hall knew that he couldn’t take the heat, that’s why he left the kitchen, and from the looks of it he’ll never be back.

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