HE SURE TOLD US
Posted by: TolerancE on 12/09/2004

With the holiday season upon us, I would like to bring to everyone’s attention a very special someone who has taken the initiative to give The Honky Tonk Man a very special gift, a gift that has been given to Honky on more than one occasion.

This time Bill Cullen, an anorexic ghost passing for a crackhead, and who also happens to write for 1W, took a very cheap shot at The HTM. Well Mr. Cullen, tis better to give than receive, and you are about to find that out first hand!

Let’s take a look at why we have called out this neophyte columnist.

Cullen states:

“I have to say this. The Honky Tonk Man has been going around for years bashing virtually every successful wrestler here in the United States. At nearly 52 years old it seems that the HTM is merely trying to bash the younger talent to get his name out there. Just because HTM has a mediocre and forgetful career doesn't mean that he needs to bash younger and more talented stars.”

Our response:

First of all we don’t blame Joey Styles or Bill Apter one iota for your ignorance. Honky is friends with them and they shouldn’t be held accountable for a dried up heroin addict who spews fallacies only because he is going through a clinical detox the hard way. Second, you’re a cook, and by the looks of it, you haven’t prepared a meal for yourself in ages. Third, you quote Katherine Hepburn in a wrestling column.... Come on dawg, they don’t go together. Finally, you infiltrate our message board (and we know who you are, too), and you milk it and misconstrue stories, interviews, and anything else your little blood shot piss holes read here in your effort to make yourself look like a “hold no punches” reporter.

Well junkie, it’s time to quit watching your 21 Jump Street collection and tune in reality. The fact of the matter is this: you’re a failed musician and soon to be to be failed wrestling columnist. You’re also (lmao) a failed cook, which I suppose is the politically correct term for a grill master at Denny’s. What makes you think a photo op with CROWBAR signifies you as a credible source for anything wrestling? Come on son, a cook? You don’t even have the self-respect to call yourself a CHEF or a specialist in the culinary arts. You’re just simply a cook! Pass that work ethic down to the kiddies, Sparky!

You have the audacity to lie and falsify information in your column. No where on this website does Honky even come close to bashing every wrestler, especially the younger guys. Honky has gone on record numerous times about younger guys, so I urge you to take advantage of your free membership on our boards and read before you write your next fictional column. If not, at least loosen your tourniquets and let some circulation reach your hands. Maybe that way something meaningful and coherent might fall out of your crayon.

In case you muster up the gonads to respond via email, please let your youngest offspring proof read it first. If you don’t have one yet, go ask PiperNutz for help. I love it when a goof like you sends hate mail that furthers my point!

Consider this coal for your stocking!



PeAcE,
TolerancE

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