Ain’t Love Grand? Part II
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 01/05/2005

Fans, the unthinkable has finally happened. Yes, X-Pac just received another Ass-Whipping from his girlie-man, The Eight Blunder of the World, Chyna. A trip to seanwaltman.com lays it all out, as do other websites so there is no need to waste bandwidth on his exact words here. Suffice it to say, from his description of the event, that Chyna flogged X-Pac mercilessly, delivering numerous punches to his head and face. It doesn’t sound like he defended himself at all or that he attempted to.

Sean, I have one question: did it finally do you any good and jump-start your brain this time or are you still in love? Did you call the police and press charges over this, or is this merely another opportunity for you to audition for the position of The Kink, junior grade?

No one forgot the fact that not all that long ago Chyna got her ass kicked by none other than renowned upstanding citizen and fatboy, Joey Buttafuco, in their so-called boxing match. With that in mind, what does this latest incident say about you? Did it occur to you that whatever career you may have left would have been better off had you not made this, your latest disaster, common knowledge----on the internet no less----that your former “it-friend” kicked your ass one more time?

Boy, we hate to break the news to you but you aren’t Vince McMahon. Any and all news about you isn’t necessarily good news just because it brought you publicity. Any and all conversations about you aren’t necessarily good for your future. Who is going to ever want to see an X-Pac match in the future except maybe to laugh at you? Some things about you are better left private as you will one day learn the hard way. Judging from your blabbing all over the planet about this, you still haven’t learned jack shit and it seems doubtful that you ever will.

Most importantly, how are you ever going to explain to your kids that “a girl” knocked the shit out of you?

With these painful but as of yet unabsorbed lessons in mind, The HTM Website posse weighed in on this matter. What follows are some of the unvarnished comments from our most noted wrestling critics and intellectuals.

“How freaking funny is that. Poor lil'bastard, not only does he have to screw her, he gets his ass kicked by her!!!!”----- Juggalo4ever, member and future professor.

“Heh.. she probably threatened to make the cops watch her new video as evidence if they didn't let her go!”-----Talon, HTM Administrator.

“(Y)ou`d think the little runt would have learned after the last time. Which`d be more humiliating? Fucking her/him/it or getting your ass kicked by her/him/it??”-----Chapel, member and resident forum porn star.

“(W)hat a little puss Sean is.....Don't get me wrong, she could probably kick my ass too, but I wouldn't go on the net and whine about....... Just as I was telling Hammerally, look at all the trouble X-Pac got into abusing (sic) detromethorophan:

“1. He thought Joanie was attractive enough to fuck.

“2. He thinks it is ok to let the world see a video of him having sex with the man-beast, when ever(y) other man in the world would see the release of this tape as a form of blackmail and shame.

“3. Then when she beats his ass, he tells the world about it.

“Just say no!!!”-----Natureboy, member and philosopher.

“(B)et ya her cock is bigger than his”----- The Big Dog, member and The Official Bitch of Coonce.


Fans, what else can we say except: will X-Pac ever get the message? At this time it doesn't seem very likely.

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