Some People Never Learn
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 01/15/2005

Fans, a short time ago we brought you another sad tale of woe in the form of none other than “X-Pac.” At that time this sorriest of the lovelorn got his ass kicked by his former girlie-man, China.

We had hoped this was the last we would hear of this disaster-----for a while at least.

Guess what? Those two are at it again. Joey Styles originally posted the following on 1W.

“RECAP OF JOANIE "CHYNA DOLL" LAURER ON HOWARD STERN...ANOTHER SEAN "X-PAC" WALTMAN CONFRONTATION ENSUED...
By: Joey Styles
1/14/2005 1:12:29 PM

“Thanks to Bob Reese for this recap:

“This morning Chyna Doll was on the Howard Stern show and sounded at the very least drunk as a skunk and she could have possibly been high. She at one point got totally naked in the studio and was naked while she sang and her brother was playing guitar.

“Shawn "X-PAC" Waltman called in prior to the song and he alleged that Joanie blew pot smoke in the face of one of his kids and she and "the gay guy she runs around with" tried to get his other child to smoke pot.

“Joanie, who kept interupting, (sic) yelled out "who paid for you rehab?" He answered Paul "Triple H" Levesque and Vince McMahon and said she is caught up in hate and doesn't realize that rehab saved his life. Chyna screamed back about how WWE still owes her "like a billion dollars in royalties". She claimed she was in jail for 5 days, Shawn said that she was held for 2 days.

“Just to restore order Howard told Shawn he had to let him go, that's when the nude singing started. Joanie "Chyna Doll" Lauer sounded like she really needs help.”

Fans, various thoughts come to mind here.

First, considering the “Manbeast” is one of the parties we are talking about, we have to wonder if X-Pac didn’t confuse himself with “the gay guy she runs around with.”

Sean, if the shoe fits, wear it. Better yet, in your case, if the shoe fits get rid of it once and for all.

Second, while we at The HTM Website have been known to blast Vince McMahon, HHH, and the WW”e” generally in the past, the fact that they stepped up to the plate for you in your time of need speaks volumes for them.

Our hats are off to them for this one.

Third, Sean, what possessed you to call into the Howard Stern show at all? Right now you are the biggest laughing stock in all of professional wrestling and you aren’t even getting paid for it. All you did was embarrass yourself once again. You can’t fix this by continuing to make a fool of yourself.

Howard Stern isn’t Barbara Walters and as far we know you aren’t another liberal Democrat.

Finally, Sean, get over Chyna and go on about your business. It sounds to us like you took the necessary steps to straighten out your life and Chyna hasn’t. Forget her and move on. Nothing you do in the future regarding Chyna in any form is going to reflect well on you. It will only serve to remind one and all of your sorriest days.

You can grow up and be a man, or you can continue to act like The Kink.

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