Idiot Email
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 02/05/2005

Fans, a while back we had a section on The HTM Website called "Idiot Email." HTM's fans will remember that for a lenghty period the perennial champion of the section was a goofy Canadian named PiperNutz. The ebb and flow of outside obligations plus the high volume of lunacy we receive from certain individuals floating across the ethers of internet land caused us to eliminate that feature. Nonetheless, once in a while we still receive an email that is so completely devoid of logic and coherent sentence structure that it exceeds our capacity to comprehend all but small portions of it. The "normal" pattern to Idiot Email is that the sender generally opens with a comment about about wrestling that appears to have some validity and then veers completely off the wall in ways that have nothing to do with wrestling and even less to do with us. While in the past we attempted to dissect the writer's nonsense as we went along, this one is so bad we won't even try. With that in mind, and posted mistakes and all exactly as it was received, we now bring you the latest "Idiot Email."

"First of all, lets all get it straight, it is all fake and all staged, regardless of who is wrestling against who, there are writers in the back who say how it is all to go down, they go thru all the moves before the doors are even open, yes they go thru training, to learn how to fall and moves and to learn who is the heal and who is the baby face to come across to the audience, tell us something we don't know, it is boring and it promotes violence and it is UN Christian to promote such things. It demoralizes our people and our country when you place Canadians against the Americans, and males against the females, what do our younger youths think when they see a man against a female in the ring, has America fallen to an all time low. Lets look at our youths fighting and crime in the streets they see it jammed down their throats every week they don't need to see this crap. Next on my list is this this country needs to wake up, there is a force planing on attacking America, Russia, niguraga, Mexico, china, Russia is going to use a nuclear bombs over the atmosphere and blow it up in the solar cap, it will shut down communication computer will fry cars and every thing will come to a complete stop and know one will know what happen, they will have their subs in our harbors before any one knows what happens and launch their nuclear missiles against us, our government is using GPS phones to track every living soul, in the Bible talks about the Mark of the Beast, where they implant a computer chip under the skin and a tattoo with the new world order logo on the outer skin, cant buy, sell any thing with out this mark if you except it you will go to hell and there is no salvation if you except it TV stations pump this garbage out to cover up with is going on in this country and what our government is doing Please wake up we need to put prayer back in this country before it is to late, God will and is going to pour out his Judgment out on this nation, laugh,moke at your will but who will be laughing when it all comes? and it is coming very soon watch Mexico and Russia in the next few months"

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