The Happy Couple: A Couple of What?
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 03/08/2005

Fans, we at The HTM Website have never made any secret of our view of PiperNutz. However, we honestly never thought we would see anyone top that idiot in the imbecile department but that day has now arrived.

In a recent commentary we considered the Matt Hardy situation from the perspective of how we believe he should now conduct himself. Matt is a fine young fellow. We sincerely do not want to see him descend into the same abyss as those two brain surgeons, Queen Lawler and X-Shit-For-Brains.

Today we offer an unvarnished assessment of two abject smelly assholes.

Let's start with Lita The Faithful Girlfriend.

This is a genuinely dumb fucking bitch if one ever existed. She ran off with Edge, a guy who very recently got married for the second time. Lita isn't smart enough to realize that Edge is only around for the fucking. At the same time she shit all over Matt, who by all indications was very good to her, for an asshole with the morals of a flea. When, not if, Edge eventually gets tired of and blows her off, this female PiperNutz will be completely shocked that Edge would ever do that to her, despite her role in two-timing his new wife.

Now let’s turn to Edge, The Faithful Friend.

This fuckup has demonstrated beyond all doubt what a completely dumb motherfucker he truly is. This is so goddamned "stupied" of him he must be as ignorant as two dumb motherfuckers all by himself. Edge’s self-made mess will follow him for the rest of his life worse than chasing children has become imprinted on The Kink. Nobody is ever going to trust his worthless ass again, first for screwing his good friend's woman, and second for fucking over a co-worker. Don’t be surprised at any career repercussions coming his way.

Lita wants an amoral dickhead who quickly cheated on his new wife and shit on a good friend all in one move. Edge wants a ten cent ho' who blew off her long time boyfriend at the drop of a hat. These two sorry zeroes deserve each other. We wouldn't want them screwing up two normal people.

The only person who could do something more foolish than Lita and Edge after this is Matt Hardy if he ever wants the worthless slut back.

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