Hacked To Death And Back To Life: We're Back!
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 12/30/2003

Fans the Commentary/Translation below was written shortly after PiperNutz sent yet another email to us, and shortly before we got hacked. In terms of chronological order, PiperNutz was fired from his last return to the WW"e." We predicted it shortly after he appeared and we didn't have to wait long for it to happen. Vince McMahon simply got tired of seeing Superstar Sean O'Haire carry PiperNutz from arena to arena, ring to ring, and match to match, week after week. The WW"e" issued a thinly veiled statement that indicated they were tired of playing enablers to a buffoon and they fired PiperNutz once and for all.

Emails poured into HTM's Website from fans acknowledging that we were right all along, and we even got a few that apologized to us in light of what happened. Those individuals were big enough to admit their mistakes.

With the launch of the new HTM Website, we wondered in the intervening months just what happened to PiperNutz and how he diverged even further from us. For his part, HTM has continued to maintain an active wrestling schedule. The HTM crew took the rest of the summer off, hit everything again in the fall, and after a pretty good Christmas, we're back.

During that time one guy in particular earned an honorable mention. At a show in Birch Run, Michigan, HTM's opponent, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, entered the building and promptly sought out HTM. Duggan explained that he worked a show with "Reverend" Ted DiBiase and the rest of the Oh Brothers, but that he only did it for the money and not because of religion. At least now we know that the Oh Brother tour at one time had at least one honest man among them.

During our hiatus, we also wondered what happened to PiperNutz. Now we know.

1. We're back; he's not. Before long the HTM Website will once again be the hottest wrestling website on the internet; PiperNutz' website has been reduced to a shill for a book no one wants.

2. HTM continues to wrestle on a regular basis; PiperNutz fell off the planet.

3. Even before the official launch of the new HTM Website, Ryan reopened the message forums and the HTM's fans quickly returned; PiperNutz' fans all blew away like FARTS in the wind.

4. At the HTM Website you will get the truth-----like it or not------ in news items, Commentaries, Translations, and HTM Shoot Interviews; PeckerVision is a distant and fast fading memory.

5. As you will see from the following email, just when we found out all the answers, PiperNutz forgot all the questions.

PiperNutz, can you say: "Stupied or Not Stupied?"

In any event, we apologize to our fans for being so rudely interrupted and we now somewhat belatedly bring you the latest-------

COMMENTARY & TRANSLATION: PIPERNUTZ GOES APESHIT ON US AGAIN

Fans, some time ago we received the following email from what appeared to be Pipernutz. In the past the Bionic Blowhead always started out his emails to us with the phrase: "This is Roddy Piper." While it doesn't appear this time, the disjointed and completely incoherent quality of the email, plus our reviewing of Pipernutz' HBO interview shortly after Vince fired his ass the last time, indeed convinced us that this email came from Ole' Step-and-a-Half himself.

The email is first presented in its entirety the same way we received it. Be forewarned as it isn't a pretty sight, it is pathetic. Please also note that there is nothing wrong with your computer.

Subj: coward
Date: 8/24/2003 3:45:39 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Roddybook@aol.com
To: honkytonkman@thehonkytonkman.com

i have just about enough of you. i have tried to realize that you
during you entire career you base your fame on the fact you were 6 time IC camp. never in my mind have i ever concurred the fact as to compete in AAA ball. post this!!! i am not hard to find tuff guy. anymore of you using me to get attention to your website, i will simply take you out in the ring as i know buy the small wrists and small bones in your body not only could you stand a chance agents me, as every knows you are just using my name as at no time in the peak of your career were you ever considered a drawing power. you were simple a POOM (plus one other match). has for Ryan who is your little boy that you have convinced to take your stand has E-mailed me trying to indicate to me that he was afraid.

No more words from me ill book the match and you show up and after the match you will be able to look at life a different way. You will realize that your calling was a Liberian in Mr. peeps porno shop. this is an order :: or it will be settled. STOP!!!

make sure you post this on your website verbatim as I have had enough.

Ever Forward
Piper


Fans, it is now time for a Commentary & Translation of this nonsense. We aren't sure WTF he was babbling about but maybe you can figure it out.

"Subj: coward"

TRANSLATION: This is from the same weenie who failed to appear at two shows at which HTM appeared held barely twenty-minutes away from PiperNutz' own home after Pipernutz made death threats to HTM and his webmaster.

"Date: 8/24/2003 3:45:39 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Roddybook@aol.com
To: honkytonkman@thehonkytonkman.com"

COMMENTARY: As far as we can tell this is the only part of the email that makes any sense.

"i have just about enough of you. i have tried to realize"

TRANSLATION: It is very difficult for a guy with no brain to realize anything let alone understand it.

"that you during you entire career you base your fame on the fact you were 6 time IC camp."

TRANSLATION: Notice the polished grammar and spelling. HTM never claimed to be a "6 time IC camp."

"never in my mind have i ever concurred the fact as to compete in AAA ball."

COMMENTARY: WTF is this nonsense? What does playing ball have to do with HTM or wrestling? As if that isn't enough, note how smoothly the thoughts flow.

"post this!!!"

TRANSLATION: After seeing his own website go from a pay site to a free site to no message board to no PeckerVision to no news items to virtually NOTHING as befits his standing in universe, Pipernutz now thinks he gives us orders. As far as we can tell even most of his web bastards deserted him. The FARTS blew away long ago like the smelly nothings that they were. Pipernutz is presently so reduced that he now has to come to us for free publicity. While we did discuss just ignoring the loser completely, we concluded that nothing we could do for him outshines that which he has done to himself over the years as he acknowledged on the HBO special.

"i am not hard to find tuff guy."

TRANSLATION: Neither is HTM. He appeared in Pipernutz' home town twice since this conversation began and Pipernutz' no showed both times.

"anymore of you using me to get attention to your website,"

TRANSLATION: HTM does not need this moron to draw attention to a website which gets upwards of 100,000 hits per day at the time of this writing.

NOTE: As of today, December 28, 2003, and even two days before the official launch of the new HTM Website, the HTM message forums again get more than 100,000 hits per day, after being open for only 11 days.

"i will simply take you out in the ring as i know buy the small wrists and small bones in your body not only could you stand a chance agents me,"

TRANSLATION: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

"as every knows you are just using my name as at no time in the peak of your career were you ever considered a drawing power."

COMMENTARY: Everyone knows all about you, Pipernutz. After your WrestleMania match with Orndorf, Hogan, and Mr. T, you were such a star that you couldn't even get a ride home from the arena. Instead, after the match at the back of Madison Square Garden you were treated to the sight of a New York City Police Department horse shitting on the street. History repeats itself, doesn't it? Did you forget this? Maybe you should have someone read your own book to you one of these days. The WWF / WW"e" did the same with you------they blew you right out of their ass.

"you were simple a POOM (plus one other match)."

COMMENTARY: HTM continues to wrestle all over the world. Pipernutz continues to wrestle with himself, his mouth, and his demons.

"has for Ryan who is your little boy that you have convinced to take your stand has E-mailed me trying to indicate to me that he was afraid."

COMMENTARY: This statement by Pipernutz is a flat assed lie. Ryan never emailed Pipernutz except in response to Pipernutz' emails to HTM. At that time Ryan told him to jump off the nearest tall building.

"No more words from me ill book the match and you show up and after the match you will be able to look at life a different way."

TRANSLATION: Last year when HTM challenged Pipernutz to a match Pipernutz stated that he would not show up unless he was guaranteed his normal fee of $400,000 per match. At his recent WW"e" appearances Pipernutz could barely walk, had difficulty entering the ring, and spent much of the time holding the ropes for balance. He looked like hell and was in no shape for a match of any kind. Sean O'Haire was the star of PiperNutz' return to the WW"e," not PiperNutz.

"You will realize that your calling was a Liberian in Mr. peeps porno shop."

COMMENTARY: Hmmm . . . . The last time we looked, HTM was still a white guy much the same as he was when he started out in life. Liberians are all black Africans.

"this is an order :: or it will be settled. STOP!!! make sure you post this on your website verbatim as I have had enough."

COMMENTARY: Stop what? Pipernutz sent the above email to HTM completely unsolicited. HTM and his crew wrote Pipernutz off as yesterday's news and totally irrelevant after he issued his blanket apology last year. Thereafter Pipernutz again opened up on HTM and his website staff for no reason other than to draw publicity to Pipernutz' own dead end career and self induced failures. If that isn't enough, the I.D.I.O.T. of professional wrestling thinks he gives us orders.

"Ever Forward"

"Piper"

TRANSLATION: No further translation is necessary.

COMMENTARY: Not long ago Pipernutz did an interview during which he twisted the truth about HTM and Ryan yet again to draw attention to himself. At that time he also indicated that one of his daughters has done very well in school. HTM, on behalf of himself and his web crew, extends our congratulations for that achievement to Pipernutz' daughter.

Pipernutz, next time have her proof read and spell check your nonsense BEFORE you send it to us. Do yourself a favor: go away, get some adult education while you still have time, and make your kids proud of you.

And before we forget, HTM's Ask The Wrestler forum is also open to you, too, if you have the balls. We don't think that you do.

Fans, from all of us at the HTM Website, Happy New Year, and special congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Paul Levesque.

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