The Queen is Dead: Long Live The Kink
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 02/04/2004

Fans, not all that long ago you were treated for nearly a year to an endless barrage of whining about his divorce from none other than Jerry "The Burger King" Lawler. Ole' Kink poured his guts out to the internet for the entire world to read about how his then future ex-old lady done him wrong. "Woe, is me," cried Lawler again and again. "And what about my bank account?"

Ain't love grand?

Somewhere between the time The Kink repeatedly posted his self-serving BS, and after we finally stopped laughing, we explained on the old version of The HTM Website what actually happened. In a nutshell, The Kat ran off with a real Son-of-a-Dupp for parts unknown, leaving The Kink and his "peculiarities" behind.

Eventually The Play Ground Bandit shut up about it. These days a trip to his website reveals that only two Royal-Crock-of-Lamentations have been posted since, and including one, last September. Since Lawler isn't saying, we will. Fans, you should know that some months ago the legal matter wound its way through the court system in Memphis, Tennessee. The Kink has been divorced since October, 2003. Oh happy day.

Nonetheless, The Kink's website still contains a "Kat/Kam Archive" with no reference to The Kat anywhere that we could find.

And now that we think about it, Kink, what about your bank account? Why haven't you posted even so much as one peep on your website about your divorce becoming final this past October? Why don't you show the fans some balls and post a copy of the final divorce decree on your website including all the financial terms? What was all that nonsense we saw about a lien? What have you got to hide, Kink? Other than your usual nonsense, of course.

Pre-teens all across America demand to know . . . .

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