MARTHA TAKES ONE IN THE SHORTS: WWV FANS LOSE BIG
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 03/07/2004

Fans, the other day domestic "Fuhrer" Martha Stewart was convicted of four Federal felonies. OUCH . . . Within the next few days Martha must report to a probation officer to begin the pre-sentence investigation phase of the proceedings. "Pundits" allege that she will most likely get a year in prison. The fact of the matter is that if Martha does any time at all she will do it at a Federal rest camp / country club / recreational institution known as a "low risk detention facility." Guests at such places often live better than their prison guards. There are no bars on the windows and doors, and the tourists don't have to worry when they accidentally drop the soap in the shower. One would expect no less for a neighbor of the esteemed Vincent K. McMahon. Nonetheless, the question remains as to whether Martha will attempt to reclaim her now tarnished reputation if she does time by writing her own version of "Mein Kampf."

Last week or so the self-styled "World's Most Famous Lesbian" trotted out to the land of fruits and nuts to get "married" in San Francisco. Yes, sad but true, Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend think they got "married." Excuse me while I take a minute to puke. If we ignore pants for the moment, one still has to wonder which one of them is going to wear the strap on electric banana.

Now that you have read this far into this article you may be wondering to yourself, how does this relate to wrestling?

Fans, wonder no more. A few months ago we posted a Ross Report containing the following paragraph:

"Unfortunately, not everything went according to plan recently. Although I strenuously argued for the first ever WWV (Wonderful World of Vince) Bra and Jockstrap Steel Cage Match between Martha Stewart and Rosie O'Donnell at WrestleMania XX, we were not able to sign the performers. While I am still hopeful that the potential participants may come to terms with us, I must say that it does look doubtful at this point due to an upcoming engagement for Martha."

Talk about opportunities missed!!

Admit it, Vince, you blew it.

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