Eureka: We Better Do SOMETHING
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 03/26/2004

Fans, recently the "sports entertainment" geniuses who run the WW"e" decided to remix the RAW and Smackdown crews.

Upon careful reflection of this important decision and the resultant lottery a warning is in order: we highly suggest you hang on to your ass because nothing is going to change. The product will still suck for the most part and the numbers will continue to drop lower than whaleshit.

Vince and his old lady have long deluded themselves into thinking they are captains of industry instead of what stark reality reveals them to be: a couple of east coast Irish hillbillies. They have no clue how to run a legitimate corporation so they play act at how they think it is done. All the while the shareholders pull their hair out and Wall Street laughs at them.

On about a 10 year cycle real corporations go through merger & acquisition and then alternatively divestiture stages. When they think they can afford to or otherwise get away with it they buy every other business in sight including their competitors. It takes about 10 years of neglecting the original business to figure out that they have no idea how to make the merged company work or how to make any money with the "acquisitions" so then they systematically get rid of them.

These phenomena are generically called having either too much money, too much time on your hands, or both, and having no idea what to do with either of them.

Alternatively, such nonsense is regularly tried to save a sinking ship when no one can figure out where the holes in the bottom of the boat are or how to fix them.

As a result mindless nonsense takes place on a repeated basis and moves are made just for the sake of doing something. The fool at the top tries to show he is in charge and is "running" the company when the fact is he is so lost he can't find his ass with both hands. Nothing works no matter what he does, and nothing has worked for a long time. Therefore, by God, "we have to do SOMETHING."

Wait a minute, I know------let's have two brands.

Wait a minute, I know------let's remix the brands.

Yeah, right.

Mixing with garbage with other garbage just makes a bigger pile of garbage. Dividing the pile makes two piles of garbage.

No matter what happens it all still smells like shit.

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