GRAND MASTER SEXAY CRASHES AND BURNS AGAIN
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 05/12/2004

Fans, for the second time in recent years the WW"e" fired Grand Master Sexay. Not all that long ago Brian "GMS" Lawler was fired for a substance related problem. GMS claimed at the time that the "stuff wasn't his" but that he took the rap so as not to have to squeal on a friend.

Yeah, right.

This time he was allegedly fired for being tardy. Maybe he was and maybe he wasn't, we don't care one way or the other.

The real story here isn't GMS but why his dear daddy, Jerry "The Kink" Lawler, has not quit his job as a WW"e" announcer in protest as a sign of support for his offspring.

Kink, what are you waiting for? Don't worry, you have nothing to fear. Remember, GMS can't divorce you.

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