Ted Dibiase's Fans Are Praying For Us!
Posted by: Ryan Smith on 06/30/2004

I'd like to thank Mr.Chapel for bringing this to our attention. It seems that some of Ted Dibiase's cult...Sorry, I mean followers (please forgive me lord for that slip of the tongue) are praying for us. I guess honesty is too much for them and they feel the need to pray that we stop telling the truth. Here's some of their great messages as posted on Ted Dibiase's message board. Praise the lord...

Pastor Frank says "This was posted by the Honkytonk Man. I only shared it here to emphasize how deluded he is, he needs prayer bad, as does Jim Warrior Hellwig whom he mentions in his tirade. Please pray for both......" He goes on to post the article the HTM posted about Chavo Sr being fired."

Thanks Pastor, you're in prayers too. We pray that one day you'll wake up from whatever fantasy world you're living in. My only question to you is; do you get some of that collection plate money that Ted collects? By the way you're conducting yourself, I'd hope you're getting a decent percentage.

Eleanor says "I finally went to his sight and how sad and pitiful. I won't be going there again. Such language and such hatred and bitterness. But we all know there is power in prayer and we all know that their heads will bow and their knees will bend and my sincerest wish is that it happens before it is too late. Hatred and bitterness hurts no one but the ones carrying the hatred and bitterness and with hatred and bitterness inside of a person it can and will destroy them unless they let it go, seek HIM and move forward. How sad - two bitter people (HTM and the Ultimate Warrior) whose bitterness and hatred is eating them alive. Sticks and stones may break bones but names - well - you are so right - these two sure do need a lot of prayer and when the Lord gets a hold of them and straightens them out - what a glorious day that will be. You see they both will bow their heads and bend their knees before our Lord and my prayer is that it is sooner than later. Personally I wouldn't even dignify either of them with a response - I'm letting the Lord respond to them."

Thanks darling! Keep those prayers coming. While you're at it, maybe you could send along some of the money you've earned from all your spiritual enlightening events that you have in Phoenix and maybe we too could see the light. You know the HTM lives in Phoenix, maybe the next time you guys are there "enlightening" you should give him a call.

Matt says: "After hearing about Marty Jannetty getting saved I went over to Honky Tonk Man's website to see if he made any smart remarks about it. I didn't see any yet, and then I remembered an interview where he talked about how he and Marty Jannetty have been pretty close friends for years. So maybe this will be the first big chance for a seed to be planted in Honky Tonk's life. Something to hope for anyways."

Well Matt, it's true we haven't said much about Marty's new found path of life. We wish Marty nothing but the best and hope that he can get whatever it is he wants out of this. I know what I'd like to get out of this, I just don't know if it's the same for Marty. Nonetheless, a very nice observation. Who said you people were all blind. Oh yeah, that was me. Oh well, pray for me and maybe I can be forgiven.

So in response to all of these top of the line human beings, who are clearly so much more enlightened than a typical blasphemer like myself, I say this...Keep us in your thoughts and prayers. And hell, maybe mention to Ted that we need his prayers too. And when you're ready to speak to the devil himself, give the HTM a call. When you call, tell him about the promise land (ie. all the money he can swindle) and maybe... just maybe... you can have your biggest conversion yet. What do you think? Could the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of alllllllll time turn out to be the Greatest Christian of allllllllllll time? Doubtful, but pass that collection plate and we'll see!

To submit your comments/thoughts on this subject, email ryan.smith@thehonkytonkman.com

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