Dippin' Low: Warrior On Ebay
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 08/23/2004

Jim Hellwig, a/k/a Ultimate Warrior a/k/a Warrior, finally found Ebay. Among other momentoes of his past, he listed his WWF title belt----the blue one--- for sale. Opening bid is set at $23,500.00.

OTAY . . . .

Maybe 2 years back Steiner and Midajah got the brilliant idea to auction off a "date" with her on Ebay. Opening bid was set at $2500.00. If you won you had to pay your own transportation to LA or some similar place, spend the morning working out with her in a gym, which you paid for, pay for limo service everywhere, and then had to buy her dinner. We don't doubt she eats like a horse. After all, she looks like one.

Guess what? No one bid a nickle.

That gave us hope that there are a few working brain cells still floating around out there.

Viagra Man Randy Savage also tried to sell some of his costumes on his own website. We never heard what happened with that. It wouldn't surprise us to learn that Viagra Man's personal auction had all the commercial success of his recent CD.

It should be interesting to see if anyone is dumb enough to bid on Warrior's trinkets, especially after his post which says something like 'the price is high enough to weed out the phonies.' Let's get this straight: he puts up for sale an original belt for a fake title and he wants to weed out "phonies?"

Ahhhhh . . . . Sounds like he needs the cash.

Information surfaces from time to time that Hogan used to trade $600 title belts for brand new Harleys. We don't know if that is true but there are probably a couple of morons out there who would do something that "stupied" if Hogan is involved. We tend to doubt that is the case for Ole' UW unless your name is Ted Turner.

On the other hand the fans just might flood him with bogus high bids and teach him a lesson.

We shall see in due time

Warrior, if you need money, don't embarrass yourself this way. Call Ted DiBiase and go "Oh Brother."

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