WW”e” Confirms: JBL IS TRAILER-TRASH
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 09/08/2004

Fans, this week on the official WW”e” website a featured section on JBL confirms that his first “home” was a trailer when he wrestled in Germany.

To read the item go to: http://www.wwe.com/news/commentary/ and click on “Check Here For JBL’s Numbers.” A small box will appear, then click on the left panel.

It seems that our heroes’ first “Home Sweet Home” was a spacious 84 square feet, almost large enough to hold an afternoon’s worth of Ancient Boy Ric “Medicare” Flair’s empty beer cans.

Sources say that JBL is thankful to Vince McMahon for giving him his big chance in the WW”e” because last week JBL was finally able to afford the down payment on his brand new rolling luxury palace. Yes, JBL is now the proud owner of a quasi double-wide measuring an enormous 175 and one-half square feet. Why, just think of all the Mexicans he can smuggle across the border in something that roomy. JBL’s castle is purported to include a cold water sink, a hot plate, a tire pump, a roll down tarp for an awning, an inside shitter, and even a week's supply of frozen refried bean enchiladas.

Yes sir, Ole’ JBL has hit the big time and is now living large in the veritable lap of leisure. Somehow we knew this boy had more in common with Vince McMahon than first met the eye.

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