WWE SLASH and BURN POLICY
Posted by: Honky Tonk Man on 10/04/2004

HTM has first hand knowledge of the WWE Slash and Burn policy when times get tuff. The four blind boys from Alabama can see and smell when the WWE feces is flushed as it swirls downward in the toilet of stale talent and out of the universe storylines. The policy is simple. When the houses and the ratings hit the crapper, the pay goes down the same toilet.

We have reported a rumor circulating about the renewal of Kane’s contract and him not liking the figures WWE came up with. We understand from some sources the numbers were horribly lower than his present deal. HTM knows WWe history from a past incident very similar to this one. HTM reported a couple of years ago on the D’Lo Brown money problem with Vinnie Mack. We reported D’Lo was taking a hike, and he did. Will Kane take the same hike? At this point we are not sure. Keep in mind, there is not a short list of recent Slash And Burn former employees. There are several names no longer with the company. Tom Prichard is one.

I saw where Tom did and interview about his departure. He still takes the high road and comes off too politically correct for us to ask for a real Shoot. I can offer him some advice which seemed to have worked for the old Kink. Make a net post of all e-mail and phone numbers of the WWE staff. Go on radio and net talk shows to say what Kink said, If Vince McMahon was killed in a car wreck, I would not care. Better yet, just do what Kink did, not what he said. He posted a fax on the net literally begging for Vince to please make things like it was before I walked out on you. Please Vince, just give me my job back! What a man you are Kink. Tom you could be just like the Kink!

Back to the Slash and Burn. I have not heard any reports of the Boy Toy Shawn Michaels of the Oh Brothers getting the old Steely Dan up the backside on his contract. What I do know from a former inside source from Talent Relations is when the last Slash and Burn came around a couple of years ago, Michaels was on the list at 750 grand a year but was not working for the company. He had a very bad back, remember? When the discussion came to Slashing his deal word was, "that one stays where it is." Also I have not heard of the Macks and the lieutenants standing in line at Southwest Airlines. Seems there is dough for the private jet. Maybe some slashed contract dough.

Till we meet again,
Adios

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