The Alzheimer’s Poster Child: Ancient Boy Ric “Medicare” Flair
Posted by: Krazy Loop on 10/07/2004

Fans, the other evening at RAW the only living wrestler other than Mae Young who can attest to the Magnificient Moolah’s real age from first hand knowledge shot his mouth off about making virgins “scream and bleed.” It kind of makes one guess if “The Ancient Wonder of the World” ever had a mother, wife, or daughters, or if he just made them all up for his book.

Locker room witnesses thought Vince McMahon was going to fire Flair right on the spot and immediately thereafter put Poligrip to its most severe test to date by bitch slapping the dentures right out of Flair's mouth. At this juncture we can’t say we would blame McMahon had he done exactly that. He certainly could have done worse than personally knocking the shit out of the overage juvenile.

The specific thought that comes to mind regarding Flair at this time is: what a f---ing a--hole.

The numbers for the WW"e" suck, have done so for a long time, and don’t appear to be heading for a U-turn anytime soon. The last thing the WW”e” needs is a saggy moron with deep seated personality issues alienating the female fan base, thereby driving the numbers even lower.

Vince, it isn’t too late to rectify the problem ----permanently---- and boost available cash at the same time.

We wonder what Kane thinks about this matter.

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